Step 1:  Be conceived.



Step 2: Be given birth to.



Step 3: Look like hairy, male genitalia for the first week.





Step 4: 7 days old - Grow a tiny bit bigger and develop black patches of skin in random places.



Step 5:  13 days old - Fuzz up a little and sprout black hair to match skin tone. Start to look a little cute.



Step 6:  17 days old - BAM! You're adorable!


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After an exhausting day of, well, just about everything, there is always one sweet sanctuary you turn to. Sleep glorious sleep. There are few things better than finding that perfect position conducive to heavenly sleep. Wrapped up, snug in your blankie, your head pressed in the perfect position on your pillow: ready for your bed to swallow you whole as you drift into dreamland.

What fe...

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