Step 1:  Be conceived.

Step 2: Be given birth to.

Step 3: Look like hairy, male genitalia for the first week.

Step 4: 7 days old - Grow a tiny bit bigger and develop black patches of skin in random places.

Step 5:  13 days old - Fuzz up a little and sprout black hair to match skin tone. Start to look a little cute.

Step 6:  17 days old - BAM! You're adorable!

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