Things Ayoba:

  1. Finding ten bucks in your pocket, you didn’t know you had.
  2. High-fiving your friend when you find out you’ve unawares arrived at the pub at Happy Hour.
  3. Losing a dress size and gaining confidence.
  4. Being able to sleep in on a Saturday morning.
  5. Seeing your nemesis gain 10 kilograms (*queue evil laugh*).

Things Not Ayoba: 

  1. Sitting on Santa’s lap and feeling his candy cane poking into your leg.
  2. Realising that you’ve been walking around with toilet paper stuck to your shoe.
  3. Realising that wasn’t a raisin in your muffin.
  4. Having a vuvuzela blown in your ear.
  5. Spending the night in jail after lodging a vuvuzela up a stranger’s Netherlands.