Step 1:  Be conceived.



Step 2: Be given birth to.



Step 3: Look like hairy, male genitalia for the first week.





Step 4: 7 days old - Grow a tiny bit bigger and develop black patches of skin in random places.



Step 5:  13 days old - Fuzz up a little and sprout black hair to match skin tone. Start to look a little cute.



Step 6:  17 days old - BAM! You're adorable!


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