No matter how boring your job is, there is no excuse for using lame signage and posters. Every business deals with people, and people want to have a good giggle... don't let a suit or hard-hat tell you otherwise.
I came across a list of the cleverest sign boards which are posted outside different businesses. Here are my favourites:
1. Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
2. On a Septic Tank Truck: "Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"
3. Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck: "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
4. On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
5. In a Non-smoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
6. On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push."
7. At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place"
8. On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!".
9. In a Vets waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!".
10. In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."