The 10 most unexpected consequences of being online

Posted by Dalene on Sunday, August 8, 2010 In : Opinion 
  1. You learn a new language: Leet Speak.
  2. When something is on your mind you update your social media sites, not your written journal.
  3. Your nails are always short because you can’t type with long ones.
  4. The internet has become part of your everyday life and when you don’t have it, you don’t know how to function without it.
  5. You don’t get as much vitamin D (from sunshine), from sitting in front of the computer.
  6. You use google instead of using the library.
  7. Reading funny online content...

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Posted by Dalene on Sunday, August 8, 2010

Have you photo-bombed someone today? I have! It’s a game of give and take. One day you’re the bomber, the next day you get bombed. The Middle East would sooner achieve world peace by using this version of the bombing game. Death by laughter. Take it! Feel my wrath!

There are two main styles of photo-bombing. Neither style more awesome than the other. Intentional and unintentional bombing are what make up the world of priceless moment-in-time shots, begging the question: “What’s that in...

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Recipe for Disaster

Posted by Dalene on Sunday, August 8, 2010 In : Fun 


1 ball1
1 whistle
11 testosterone raging men
1 large patch of grass
1 soccer manual


Take soccer manual and explain game to 11 men. Place ball in the centre of large patch of grass. Blow whistle. Within minutes you will see heat rise. Leave on field until black and blue.

Serving suggestion:

Whoever said soccer isn't a contact sport has never played before.

I can see the ball!... and smell it too!

Header. You're doing it wrong.

What a stud!

Karate Kid ball crunch. Wrong ball.


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Mobile Spam

Posted by Dalene on Wednesday, August 4, 2010 In : Opinion 

After running an errand, don’t you hate coming back to your car to find that where you chose to park, a gaggle of very annoying, super lazy promotions company employees has plastered your car with an array of flyers promoting parties you won’t go to and muti recipies you aren’t going to try?


As if it’s not enough that we get bombarded with penis enlarger email spam and sms’s from our cellphone network provider’s marketing team. Spam has gone ‘mobile’.


It’s no use hav...

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What motivates me?

Posted by Dalene on Sunday, July 25, 2010

Honesty is one thing that will never be over rated. We all know at least one guy who is always ready with the tallest stories. You nod, smile and secretly think – What an idiot. If you hope to get even a shred of respect from people, it is better to practice a little honesty than talk a lot of bollocks.

We’re made in a pretty awesome way. We have these built in lie detectors. Like ...

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Julius ‘Douche-bag’ Malema

Posted by Dalene on Thursday, May 13, 2010 In : Opinion 
Meet Julius Malema. Claim to Fame: The World’s Biggest Douche Bag.

I visited Malema’s website (yes he has his own website *roles eyes*) and have taken these two paragraphs off of his homepage.

"It is widely know that woodwork is not one of my strengths. Call me controversial or arrogant, but my view of my personality is that of a confident African child who is not ashamed of who he is.

This will be my playground (yeah, I know some clever journalist thinks I'm immature and should get a sand...

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