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Living the Fairytale

Posted by Dalene on Monday, November 8, 2010, In : Fun

I used to run around my house with long pieces of material covering my hair; pretending I was a princess with long flowing locks. Cute for a seven-year-old, not so cute for a 13-year-old.

Ariel, Cinderella, Belle, Sleeping Beauty – I pretended to be them all. Putting on an American accent and striding around in those plastic little princess shoes you can now buy for R24.99 at Shoprite. I was a little madam that believed in a world of colour and happy endings. My imagination gave me imaginary...

The AYOBA List!

Posted by Dalene on Monday, November 8, 2010, In : Fun

Things Ayoba:

Finding ten bucks in your pocket, you didn’t know you had.
High-fiving your friend when you find out you’ve unawares arrived at the pub at Happy Hour.
Losing a dress size and gaining confidence.
Being able to sleep in on a Saturday morning.
Seeing your nemesis gain 10 kilograms (*queue evil laugh*).

Things Not Ayoba:

Sitting on Santa’s lap and feeling his candy cane poking into your leg.
Realising that you’ve been walking around with toilet paper st...

Recipe for Disaster

Posted by Dalene on Sunday, August 8, 2010, In : Fun

Ingredients:

1 ball1
1 whistle
11 testosterone raging men
1 large patch of grass
1 soccer manual

Instructions:

Take soccer manual and explain game to 11 men. Place ball in the centre of large patch of grass. Blow whistle. Within minutes you will see heat rise. Leave on field until black and blue.

Serving suggestion:

Whoever said soccer isn't a contact sport has never played before.

I can see the ball!... and smell it too!

Header. You're doing it wrong.

What a stud!

Karate Kid ball crunch. Wrong ball.

Painf...

A Taste of Friendship

Posted by Dalene on Friday, July 16, 2010, In : Fun

Honesty is one thing that will never be over rated. We all know at least one guy who is always ready with the tallest stories. You nod, smile and secretly think – What an idiot. If you hope to get even a shred of respect from people, it is better to practice a little honesty than talk a lot of bollocks.

We’re made in a pretty awesome way. We have these built in lie detectors. Like ...