Browsing Archive: August, 2010

Rock Journalism - Disecting the Quote

Posted by Dalene on Sunday, August 8, 2010, In : Opinion 

“Rock journalism is people who can’t write interviewing people who can’t talk for people who can’t read” – Frank Zappa.

“Rock journalism is people who can’t write…” Its not that they can’t write, it’s just that it is a waste of time to write about something that doesn’t really matter. Unless you’re exposing great evils of the earth to society in the name of public interest, can you really call yourself a journalist? Ozzy’s insights into his latest drug binge getti...

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The 10 most unexpected consequences of being online

Posted by Dalene on Sunday, August 8, 2010, In : Opinion 
  1. You learn a new language: Leet Speak.
  2. When something is on your mind you update your social media sites, not your written journal.
  3. Your nails are always short because you can’t type with long ones.
  4. The internet has become part of your everyday life and when you don’t have it, you don’t know how to function without it.
  5. You don’t get as much vitamin D (from sunshine), from sitting in front of the computer.
  6. You use google instead of using the library.
  7. Reading funny online content...

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Posted by Dalene on Sunday, August 8, 2010,

Have you photo-bombed someone today? I have! It’s a game of give and take. One day you’re the bomber, the next day you get bombed. The Middle East would sooner achieve world peace by using this version of the bombing game. Death by laughter. Take it! Feel my wrath!

There are two main styles of photo-bombing. Neither style more awesome than the other. Intentional and unintentional bombing are what make up the world of priceless moment-in-time shots, begging the question: “What’s that in...

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Recipe for Disaster

Posted by Dalene on Sunday, August 8, 2010, In : Fun 


1 ball1
1 whistle
11 testosterone raging men
1 large patch of grass
1 soccer manual


Take soccer manual and explain game to 11 men. Place ball in the centre of large patch of grass. Blow whistle. Within minutes you will see heat rise. Leave on field until black and blue.

Serving suggestion:

Whoever said soccer isn't a contact sport has never played before.

I can see the ball!... and smell it too!

Header. You're doing it wrong.

What a stud!

Karate Kid ball crunch. Wrong ball.


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Mobile Spam

Posted by Dalene on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, In : Opinion 

After running an errand, don’t you hate coming back to your car to find that where you chose to park, a gaggle of very annoying, super lazy promotions company employees has plastered your car with an array of flyers promoting parties you won’t go to and muti recipies you aren’t going to try?


As if it’s not enough that we get bombarded with penis enlarger email spam and sms’s from our cellphone network provider’s marketing team. Spam has gone ‘mobile’.


It’s no use hav...

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Dalene Ingham-Brown I am an energetic and passionate BTech PR student on a journey to achieve Public Relations awesomeness. My polaroids say it all :-)
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