No matter how boring your job is, there is no excuse for using lame signage and posters. Every business deals with people, and people want to have a good giggle... don't let a suit or hard-hat tell you otherwise.

I came across a list of the cleverest sign boards which are posted outside different businesses. Here are my favourites:

    1.  Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

    2.  On a Septic Tank Truck: "Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"

    3.  Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck: "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"

    4.  On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."

    5.  In a Non-smoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

    6.  On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push."

    7.  At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place"

    8.  On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!".

    9.  In a Vets waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!".

    10.  In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."